Every time i touch something, a legit bolt of lightning springs from my hand that flashes. It started last night, when it happened 2 or three times before bed. i just assumed it was my clothes being overly static-y. But now that i got on a freshly washed outfit after a nice shower, any time i touch anything electronic, i get shocked with a visible lightning bolt. Am I Static Shock now? Should i use my new powers for good or evil? Whatever the answer, I am legit suffering. I fear getting shocked every time i look at my phone or my laptop or my TV or my vidyagames. This isnt a gift, its a curse!
also i have 1111 watchers. So i got that goin for me. Alsoalso Tumblr is catchin up in the viewers department at 1091. How long until you guys lose the lead?
Another thing, ASMR is a great thing. So peaceful. Kinda creepy, but still peaceful.